Weird things I reblog

ficbypen:

guys, i really need to get the fuck out of bed.  

But beds are so comfy. lol

ashleyisalandshark:

I love this so much!!!!

saksenland:

True Story. Never go to Gary.

NEVER GO THERE!!!!

(via cooperkurtblaine)

I am drunk and reading smutty fanfic! I need to get a life!

revert-to-deviation:

raceagainstelegance:

theblogformerlyknownaslivvefast:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

“Dad, I’m gay.”
“Well then, how about you and me go out for ice cream and talk about boys/girls depending on your gender?”
“… Dad, why are you talking like that?”
“This is a hypothetical conversation I posted on tumblr years ago?”
“What’s tumblr?”
“Get out of my house.” 

^this comment

“Mum, this is my boyfriend. I’m gay.”

“Okay. Do you kids need anything? Some snacks? Condoms? Let me know!”

Considering that due to my own sexual orientation any children I may have will most likely have 2 mothers anyway…so yeah!

(via threewhitedoves)

1.I live in the U.S.

2. I’m in college to be a paralegal.

3. I have a cat.

4. I sometimes wish I had been born in a different era.

5. My Mama is one of my best friends. (Cheezy but true.)

6. My half-brother’s friends are convinced we are either twins from different dimensions or I am his female clone. Which is ridiculous b/c I sleep w/more women than he does.

7. Janto is my OTP.

8. I cry more over fictional characters than I do most of my family members.

9. Glee is my favorite running show because I like the character’s humanity. Seriously there hasn’t been one character that I haven’t wanted to hit at some point…a true sing of humanity.

10. My one goal in life is to help make people’s lives better in some way. LAME SORRY!

I love tinychat…greetings from the past!

stay-serial:

askgirldean:

2014dean:

marstark:

#I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW MUCH I WANTED IT #UNTIL I SAW IT

((I’ve only seen on half of this and not even really that and I f n love it…))

 ((Oh my God, yes!))

(via seamuxfinny)

keepcalmdontblink:

ASKJDALKJDAKDJALSKDJAJWOAINALKCNALKSJDALWJIA:D!!!

(I Ship this Ship like the freaking Dawn Treader)