Weird things I reblog

So Much Win.

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I love this!

ficbypen:

guys, i really need to get the fuck out of bed.  

But beds are so comfy. lol

ashleyisalandshark:

I love this so much!!!!

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saksenland:

True Story. Never go to Gary.

NEVER GO THERE!!!!

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I am drunk and reading smutty fanfic! I need to get a life!

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raceagainstelegance:

theblogformerlyknownaslivvefast:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

“Dad, I’m gay.”
“Well then, how about you and me go out for ice cream and talk about boys/girls depending on your gender?”
“… Dad, why are you talking like that?”
“This is a hypothetical conversation I posted on tumblr years ago?”
“What’s tumblr?”
“Get out of my house.” 

^this comment

“Mum, this is my boyfriend. I’m gay.”

“Okay. Do you kids need anything? Some snacks? Condoms? Let me know!”

Considering that due to my own sexual orientation any children I may have will most likely have 2 mothers anyway…so yeah!

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